When we last left, Cindy stopped caring about her family, got engaged, had a wild bachelorette party. Complete with her sister hooking up with an attractive man. And then I came to the conclusion there is no sim God. Aaaand she got married the next day.
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Cindy: Finally, someone who loves me and is going to take care of me and... and... oh let's just do this!
Addison: ;D oh bb
They both rolled woohoo for the first time. It wasn't like they had a choice.
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Bow chica wow wow. It's kinda gross cuz he's old but whatevs |
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Cindy has such an old soul. She's never going to change. |
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Cindy: I heard putting tooth paste on your nipples gets you high. WHAT HAS WOOHOO DONE TO YOU?! |
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Addison: mmm delicious meat filaments. Mmm indeed. |
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Cindy: Oh sim God. If I make it through this. I'll get a divorce, move back in with my mother, and devote my life to taking care of them. |
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Cindy: Screw yoktyotkholgmhbklsm |
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Cindy: Now to study endlessly to achieve the top of my career, show up my less than appreciable family, and prove to my awful sisters that I'm better than them. I'm completely doing this out of the love of my husband and not some scheme to prove that I don't need my family to be somebody. ...Riiiiiiiiight. |
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Okay I liekndfksdmcfkmsdfl |
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She then went back to reading, but decided to be in bed with Addison. I love autonomous actions. Addison: Marriage, too much, must break free. Cindy: Dooo Dah Dooo for the sake of our marriage, I'll ignore that. |
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After Addison's nap he went to a party he was invited to, and left his poor sickly wife at home. These are the priority of an aging old man.
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Back at the house, Cindy was spazzing about being married, and rolled the wish to make Addison's favorite dish. How cute. You make me sick. Cindy: umad? |
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This is Addison's best friend. He's a lazy slob and is also a loser. They are soooo compatible. Addison: Hey man, long time no see. Conrad: Hey, what's been happening. |
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Addison: So... I'm married now. To a real go getter. She's young, spritey, and really cute.
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Conrad: You mean she's young, possible jail bait, and is young enough to be your daughter. Addison: Way too make me feel better about my old age. Conrad: What best friend's are for right? |
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Cindy: His favorite dish is fish and chips. He'll be so happy when he gets home. |
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Cindy: I wonder where he is. I'm going to bed soon. Cindy is a house wife. I love it. |
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ohmahgoshimpregnant! Uuh... Cindy
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Where do you get your baby sensing skills from again?
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Carver: I thought I escaped her. I just can't get away! |
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If I was pregnant. I wouldn't prance around in a tiny work out outfit. At least I hope I wouldn't. Cindy: You so jelly. |
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Addison came home late and eventually I just sent Cindy to bed. Cindy: So, he ate my dinner, and just left it there. It's like living with those beasts all over again. |
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And so I sent Cindy to confess that she was pregnant. I love the reaction. Cindy: So... Addi Addison: What's up? |
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Cindy: We're going to be parents! Addison: We just got married a few days ago, but okay! |
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Addison: HEY! Good job champ! |
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Addison: Keep up the good work. Cindy: You're such a dick. |
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She rolled watch the cooking channel. Her wishes are so big. |
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bmgso they're finally showing affection. |
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TT A TT Good job you two. |
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Oh Cindy. You look so pretty. Cindy: Uuh... thanks? You're welcome. |
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Then cry me a river came on and I forgot everyone existed. You don't have to say, what you did, I already know, I found out from him Now there's just no chance, for you and me, there'll never be And
CRY ME A RIVER!!! |
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I sent Cindy to the spa. She's been wanting to spend money ever since moving in with Addison. |
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When she came home. Addison broke the sink. The dink. He left it and went to bed. Cindy: Carver! help! |
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Cindy: YOU'RE NOT CARVER! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! |
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They know how to stretch a dollar. They've been eating the same fish and chips from days ago. Good job gaiz. |
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Addison: I need a camera. |
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Cindy: I feel a disturbance in the force. What does she have on? Oh my gosh why? |
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Cindy: I saw this in a pregnancy book, you have to make the bed first. Addison: wut? |
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Cindy: Let's go Addison. Addison: I'M NOT READY FOR THIS! CAN'T YOU PUSH IT BACK IN!? Cindy: Oh mai gosh stop spazzing out man. Seriously she didn't really spaz once. |
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Addison: Screw that. I'm going back to bed. |
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Cindy: That Dick. Making me go all by myself. They had twins! I named the girls Harley and when they told me it was a boy I immediately thought of the name Bismarc. I forgot their traits sadly. |
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Addison: Oh, my little one. I love you so much. I'm glad you're healthy. Cindy: No thanks to your useless father. |
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Awwuh. Cindy finally got a family that loves her. |
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That's Bismarc. Sorry for the crappy photo. D: |
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And this is Harley. I laughed so hard at this. |
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I already have a favorite. I feel so bad. I'm confused on why she has blonde hair though. Not even Cindy's mom has blonde hair. Did something happen while my back was turned? |
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Addison complains about them a lot, but he seems to enjoy their presence. Bismarc looks like Addison. It's kinda gross because he looks like a little man.
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